Friday, August 26, 2011

Nairobi, Joburg, Cape Town, Lost

I've recently found myself flitting between African cities. The big names; Nairobi, Joburg, Cape Town. I feel I am a fleeting flirt. My heart has been wrenched away before I've had time to fall in love with any of these.

Falling in love is breathing in the air and seeing the little things one sees as one walks the streets and pavements, skipping down the terraces outside other people's houses, peering in on windows of other people's lives. These are the lives of people who live there, who have put down roots, who have mortgages and nick-nacks and do not think about boxes and how many it would take to shift them to another place.

My little suitcase is battered and worn and I am a little tired. My heart is not big enough to love everything at once.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

A new South African day

We strolled out in a bright Joburg morning, warmer than it should be, sipping Seattle cappuccinos from a garage which have become something of a tradition.

Wits is grey-brown dirty classical, a Teutonic pillared presence. In the winter sun, corners are sharper, edges brighter, brown palletted, Vaal beautiful.

We joined a collection of society to protest the Secrecy Act, grannies in twin sets and pearls from Hyde Park sat next to grannies in polyester skirts and head scarves, not from Hyde Park. A mixed gathering it was indeed, several mentions of ANC credentials though with a noted absence of an ANC rent-a-crowd. The leader of COSATU but none of his followers. Nadine Gordimer, who announced she and Andre Brink had written personally to President Jacob Zuma in July, but received no response.

We toyi-toyi-ed through downtown Johannesburg and up to the Constitutional Court, raising posters to passing vehicles and singing snatches of half learned songs and learning new ones quickly:

"My mother, my mother was a kitchen girl, and
My father, my father was a garden boy, and that,
That is why I'm a socialist, a socialist, a socialist."

Coming home, we walked through the inner city. Buildings towered above us, seemingly a monument to the 1970s with little windows concealing big secrets. More browns, more winter beautiful. Down Jan Smuts, we paused to look at rock seams in the roadside embankment and found a placard explaining their importance which we would have missed but for being on foot.

We stopped and asked for help with taxi signals down toward Emmerentia. "After robot!" landed us at a Bollywood Men's Hairdresser where R30 and 10mins will get Lionel a haircut and a head massage and me an opportunity to observe Bollywood music videos shot in snow.

We had to change taxis in Randburg to redirect to Rosebank. Sitting on the back seat, we encountered an everyday South African marvel which I love; everyone passes their monies forward, asking for change, which is passed back by other passengers. The traveller at the front ultimately collects everyone's fares on behalf of the driver. The transactions are done entirely on a system of trust. Woe betide the whitey who doesn't pay attention to the R8.50s and gets it wrong.

We stopped for beer (South Africa's anti-alcohol legislation requiring us to stockpile in order to drink on Sunday) and got into an emptier taxi to continue on home. Here, no one passed their money forward, presumably because they were all travelling to Alex or further and had much more time to pay. Yet a "short right!" took us only 3 or 4kms down the road to Rosebank where we hopped out and, to our consternation, were roundly shat on by the taxi driver for violating the trust and not paying.

Embarrassed at ourselves, tired and holding our beer, we strolled between the high walls and electric gates of Rosebank-inner. We passed two black women, walking their dogs along the pavement. The dogs suddenly began barking at us furiously. What the new South Africa looks like, with us in it.

Cows in Nairobi

I spent five days in Nairobi in early August. I did not see much of the city besides the airport, the Silver Springs Hotel and the road between. But, sitting in traffic and crawling around-a-round-about, I did not miss the Marabou storks perched in the thorn trees, the sinister "Valkyries of Nairobi".

I learned a valuable lesson in Nairobi, presenting a Water Footprint training session to an important and sophisticated audience who made me sweat and challenged me in a delightful yet damp way. The lesson I learned was: I may have an Masters in economics and above average mathematical abilities, but I know very little about cows.

This become problematic when one has sensitive numbers and is presenting a case study off the cuff to people who know lots about cows. It turns out a 2 tonne animal is approximately a rhino and cows are more in the range of 0.4-0.8 tonnes.

As I attempted to use the weight of a 2 tonne cow in my denominator to correct my too big, uninteresting numbers, a very polite hand was raised and a gentleman asked :
"Is that realistic?"

He was too polite to ignore. I caved and my rhino-cow and perfect, "indicative" results were sacrificed to the God of Average Case Studies. The cow we used was skinnier and told a less useful story.