The First Derro
Derro. de-ro or der-ro. n, adj, abbreviation for 'derelict'
Definition: unsuitable male. Most easily recognised by his lack of ambition, lack of tertiary education and desire for a second mother. Secondary characteristics may include a tendency towards general inactivity and excessive self pity.
After 5 long years of beating myself up for ever dating the First Derro (the first of a fairly extensive range of derros) I told the little bastard where to get off. This was surprisingly cathartic.
I will no longer beat myself up for dating derros. Instead, if the derros bother me, I will beat them up!
Obviously, I will also actively try not to date anymore derros.
Signed
Kate-implementing-a-derro-free-life-Laing
P.S. Wish my Dad was still alive, he was always helpful about pointing out derros!
Definition: unsuitable male. Most easily recognised by his lack of ambition, lack of tertiary education and desire for a second mother. Secondary characteristics may include a tendency towards general inactivity and excessive self pity.
After 5 long years of beating myself up for ever dating the First Derro (the first of a fairly extensive range of derros) I told the little bastard where to get off. This was surprisingly cathartic.
I will no longer beat myself up for dating derros. Instead, if the derros bother me, I will beat them up!
Obviously, I will also actively try not to date anymore derros.
Signed
Kate-implementing-a-derro-free-life-Laing
P.S. Wish my Dad was still alive, he was always helpful about pointing out derros!
posted by Kait at 11:32 am
3 Comments:
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
Patrick is thinking, therefore he is single. Or should it be - Patrick is single, therefore he is thinking?
:P
They're mutually reinforcing
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