Everybody keeps saying

I am a bad driver.

And I have no idea why.

Seriously, no idea.

• I haven't ever had an accident (except for that one incident when I was watching an accident and gently nudged the woman infront of me with my bumper)
• I have all the points on my licence (in Australia, where much of the State's revenue is derived from multi-novas hidden behind bushes in 40km school zones)
• No one ever hoots at me (except when I'm indulging in daring Zimbabwean defensive driving on Australian freeways)

Thus, in oder to become a better driver, or a more conscious bad driver, I need to know what makes my driving bad.

So tell me! Or I shall remain in denial, terrorising my passengers, blissfully unaware of the havoc I wreak behind me.